Cyril's Cynical Chronicles
The antidote to PC-tinted glasses

WARNING - DO NOT READ if you are easily offended, under 18 or lacking a sense of humour!
(If you're all three, then I suggest you see someone about it soon)

The following Cynical Chronicles by Cyril Wiggle, the only person ever to have been swallowed accidentally by a basking shark and to have a non-existent book on sale by Amazon, are available to read and download (PDF files), or will shortly become available (whatever that means) -

How to start smocking
How to start smoking (re-issued with correct title)
How to enjoy driving
How to tell if you're crazy
How to make excuses
How to annoy people with punch lines
How to start your own business
How to mind your own business
How to cycle
How to recycle
How to use party conversation stoppers
How to learn to love politics
How to get in the New Year's Honours List


There's more about Cyril here. But only if you really want to know...
And this is Cyril's blog, but don't say you haven't been warned.

And here's a link to Tony Holkham's home page if you want to see some more serious stuff and spend some money.